10) The two ladies who randomly got past the gallery rope when we were interviewing Arnold Palmer. Arnie said "I'm pretty tired," and they interjected, "YOU ARE?! ON SUCH A NICE DAY?!!" in the most bubbly way possible. Resultant working press stinkeye...priceless.
9) Jack Ingram being reuinited with former babysitter Melanie Hauser.
8) To hear Arnold Freaking Palmer, The King, say after a pro-am partner hit an impressive drive: "You tore the ass off of that one!"
7) While interviewing Fuzzy Zoeller remarking that Augusta Pines was made as a replica of Augusta National. His reply: "Really?! Hadn't noticed!"
6) Tom Kite's glee at Texas Tech beating A&M 35-7 and his laughing at Javorskie Lane's guarantee.
5) Me telling Ben Crenshaw that Dad cried when he won the 1995 Masters.
4) Melanie Hauser: "I'm not criticizing you, I'm improving you."
3) The 7-year-old girl who reacted to Tom Kite's autograph as if he were Hannah Montana. Then she pounded a pack of Skittles and ran around the press tent. Not kidding.
2) Me analyzing Jeff Bagwell's golf swing to his face.
1) "Ladies and Gentlemee, you're 2007 Administaff Small Business Classic champion...Longhard Banger."
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